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thedailywhat: (Not So) Shocking News of the Day: Paula Deen is getting ready to drop a bombshell on the butter-loving world: She has Type 2 diabetes. Sources who spoke with The Daily say Deen has had the disease for some time, despite continuing to push high-fat, high-calorie foods through her cooking programs and products. According to the insiders, Deen has negotiated a multimillion-dollar spokesperson deal with Novartis, the pharmaceutical company that manufactures her diabetes medication. “Paula Deen is going to have to reposition herself now that she has diabetes,” one source told Flash. “She’s going to have to start cooking healthier recipes. She can’t keep pushing mac and cheese and deep-fried Twinkies when she is hawking a diabetes drug.” [thedaily / image h/t: pdrt.] Sorry, but BAHAHAHAHA

thedailywhat:

(Not So) Shocking News of the Day: Paula Deen is getting ready to drop a bombshell on the butter-loving world: She has Type 2 diabetes.

Sources who spoke with The Daily say Deen has had the disease for some time, despite continuing to push high-fat, high-calorie foods through her cooking programs and products.

According to the insiders, Deen has negotiated a multimillion-dollar spokesperson deal with Novartis, the pharmaceutical company that manufactures her diabetes medication.

“Paula Deen is going to have to reposition herself now that she has diabetes,” one source told Flash. “She’s going to have to start cooking healthier recipes. She can’t keep pushing mac and cheese and deep-fried Twinkies when she is hawking a diabetes drug.”

[thedaily / image h/t: pdrt.]

Sorry, but BAHAHAHAHA

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    i think the twisted part here is that shes going to be pimping pharma. pharma is already totally fucked up. i never...
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    NOT MAH BUTTER QUEEN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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    I still love her though. XD
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    i fucking hate novartis. as does every other employee at mac shack east hanover.
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    I’m sorry but this made me laugh.
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    Two things: 1) Why...this news? 2) Are we surprised?
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    wants, with or without diabetes. Fuck you, cook police.
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    am i the only one who sees the problem with this ‘WELP I GUESS SHE’LL HAVE TO STOP MAKING ALL HER DEVIL RECIPES NAO’...
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